do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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