Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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