Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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