id be glad to
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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