are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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