check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Only a mothe r could love this liver
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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