The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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