People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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