It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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