But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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