Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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