He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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