don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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