Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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