using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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