Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You're like the curious george of whores
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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