Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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