I hate all girls vehemently.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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