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say what?
wanna hang out?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize