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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
There's a naked man in my car right now.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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