They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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