i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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