So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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