you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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