she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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