I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
kristin has been a bad kristin
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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