Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
is it fun? or sober?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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