we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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