So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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