good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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