Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I am naked and annoyed.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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