I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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