Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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