Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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