Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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