Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
