she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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