it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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