It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
