Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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