But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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