party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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