Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Randomize
