I wanna passion pit in your ass
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
zippers are such a cool invention
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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