Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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