she woke up with a sticky ear
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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