she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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