he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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