Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Maybe he injected his testicle?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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