Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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