I am puke
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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