Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Randomize
