I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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