I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
