How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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