idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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